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This morning as I was driving into work, I was stopped at a light and looked over at the car to my left. Older guy in a big SUV, picking his nose. It wasn't the nose picking that disturbed me. As I turned away, I suddenly had to look back at him. The guys forefinger was giant! Huge! You know, like in the cartoons when a character get its finger smashed with a hammer and its bulging throbbing, his finger was that big! I was stunned. Oh, he was using his pinky to pick his nose, that big ol finger wouldn't have fit in his nostril. No way, no how.